The Company That Lets You Anonymously Send Animal Sh*t Actually Works (Photos)

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A couple of weeks ago, we told you about Shitexpress, a service that promises to deliver as much poop as you feel like paying for to the door of any person you think deserves a surprise a writer with less self-awareness would refer to as “crappy.”

There have been similar services in the past that promised to send exotic feces and allegedly failed to deliver, so it’s only natural that people would want to be sure they’re going to get what they paid for before handing over their hard-earned Bitcoins.

If these pictures are any indication, you have nothing to worry about.

The best part is, if you ever end up feeling guilty, you can tell yourself you actually sent some free fertilizer and make everything better again.

They can handle orders of any size.

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The gift boxes almost make poop presentable.

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Supplies are not limited.

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Read more: http://elitedaily.com/humor/company-sends-poop-works-photos/851228/